Did you hear about the one with..

I love me some bad jokes! Well.. any jokes really! Laughter is the cure for everything. 

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Is a burrito really just a taco that went to college?

What if soy milk is really just regular milk trying to say it's name in Spanish?!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? NO EYE DEER

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!

Why did the frog cross the road? Because his car got toad! 

What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they got married? FEYONCE! 

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Did you get a few giggles? Because I sure did! 

Don't judge me on my lame/you know they're awesome- jokes! 

Hope everyone has a safe halloween! 

Until next time 

x 

Perfect Little Backpack

I have been on the hunt for a little backpack for the LONGEST time, and I have finally found the PERFECT ONE! I'm so excited! I found this little gem at Ross. Can you believe it?! It was only $27.99- a total bargain! I think this backpack is the best alternative to a cross body purse. I can have hands free and it's not too bulky to get in the way. It's very lightweight and the colors are neutral so it'll go with any outfit! 

The brand of this backpack is Madden Girl which I'm assuming is by Steve Madden. No matter the brand, I'm just super happy to have this perfect little backpack! 

x 

Happy Music Monday! 🎶

It's the most horrible day of the week! Yay. < Did you catch the sarcasm? Thumbs up if you did! Anyways, it's time again for Music Monday! A little pick me up for the monday blues.

Beside You - 5 Seconds of Summer

Okay I know.. I know. I didn't think I would like 5SOS but I genuinely love their album. 

I didn't want to be one of those girls, but I honestly really like their songs! 

They're very catchy and those accents- come on, who can resist! I'm only human. 

Great Good Fine Ok - By My Side 

A very retro- catchy tune. If you're in a funk, blast it. 

This song will totally get you in a good mood! 

I've been listening to this non-stop! 

Ipsy ◆ October Review

I recently signed up for Ipsy a while ago, and I really wanted to share with you my honest opinions! If you don't know what Ipsy is, Ipsy is an online store where you pay a monthly subscription and they send you a package of makeup/ beauty goodies. I've only received two subscription packages so far, and I must say- I'm quite disappointed. I suppose I get what I paid for.

Typically the package comes with a little makeup bag, with your contents inside. Honestly, I would really only use like two or three of the items they sent me, the rest I just ignore.

In this month's subscription, it came with a matte lipstick, mascara, some hand lotion, a highlighter, and some makeup wipes. I tried the lipstick out and it immediately felt super dry on my lips. I know it's "matte" but it felt so gross and dry on my lips, I immediately wiped it off. As for the mascara, it's pretty decent. I think the item I love most in this batch is the highlighter! It's very sheer and gives that amazing glow. 

I haven't tried the other two items yet, but I'm sure I will eventually. This month's subscription was pretty disappointing, hopefully next months will be better! 

xo. until next time! 

It's Monday!

You know what that means! It's Monday Music time! :) 

Rhodes- Your Soul

Listen with headphones. His voice is simply haunting and amazing. 

James Bay- Let it Go

Listen with headphones as well. 

I suppose this week is more chill. Nothing wrong with that :) Sit back, relax and grab a cup of white mocha. Enjoy the music and let it take you to a better place. Embrace that funny feeling in your belly. 

xo.