Did you hear about the one with..

I love me some bad jokes! Well.. any jokes really! Laughter is the cure for everything. 

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Is a burrito really just a taco that went to college?

What if soy milk is really just regular milk trying to say it's name in Spanish?!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? NO EYE DEER

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!

Why did the frog cross the road? Because his car got toad! 

What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they got married? FEYONCE! 

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Did you get a few giggles? Because I sure did! 

Don't judge me on my lame/you know they're awesome- jokes! 

Hope everyone has a safe halloween! 

Until next time 

x 

Perfect Little Backpack

I have been on the hunt for a little backpack for the LONGEST time, and I have finally found the PERFECT ONE! I'm so excited! I found this little gem at Ross. Can you believe it?! It was only $27.99- a total bargain! I think this backpack is the best alternative to a cross body purse. I can have hands free and it's not too bulky to get in the way. It's very lightweight and the colors are neutral so it'll go with any outfit! 

The brand of this backpack is Madden Girl which I'm assuming is by Steve Madden. No matter the brand, I'm just super happy to have this perfect little backpack! 

x 

Happy Music Monday! 🎶

It's the most horrible day of the week! Yay. < Did you catch the sarcasm? Thumbs up if you did! Anyways, it's time again for Music Monday! A little pick me up for the monday blues.

Beside You - 5 Seconds of Summer

Okay I know.. I know. I didn't think I would like 5SOS but I genuinely love their album. 

I didn't want to be one of those girls, but I honestly really like their songs! 

They're very catchy and those accents- come on, who can resist! I'm only human. 

Great Good Fine Ok - By My Side 

A very retro- catchy tune. If you're in a funk, blast it. 

This song will totally get you in a good mood! 

I've been listening to this non-stop! 

Ipsy ◆ October Review

I recently signed up for Ipsy a while ago, and I really wanted to share with you my honest opinions! If you don't know what Ipsy is, Ipsy is an online store where you pay a monthly subscription and they send you a package of makeup/ beauty goodies. I've only received two subscription packages so far, and I must say- I'm quite disappointed. I suppose I get what I paid for.

Typically the package comes with a little makeup bag, with your contents inside. Honestly, I would really only use like two or three of the items they sent me, the rest I just ignore.

In this month's subscription, it came with a matte lipstick, mascara, some hand lotion, a highlighter, and some makeup wipes. I tried the lipstick out and it immediately felt super dry on my lips. I know it's "matte" but it felt so gross and dry on my lips, I immediately wiped it off. As for the mascara, it's pretty decent. I think the item I love most in this batch is the highlighter! It's very sheer and gives that amazing glow. 

I haven't tried the other two items yet, but I'm sure I will eventually. This month's subscription was pretty disappointing, hopefully next months will be better! 

xo. until next time! 

It's Monday!

You know what that means! It's Monday Music time! :) 

Rhodes- Your Soul

Listen with headphones. His voice is simply haunting and amazing. 

James Bay- Let it Go

Listen with headphones as well. 

I suppose this week is more chill. Nothing wrong with that :) Sit back, relax and grab a cup of white mocha. Enjoy the music and let it take you to a better place. Embrace that funny feeling in your belly. 

xo. 

Steal my Heart

Ed Sheeran's new music video for his latest single "Thinking Out Loud" is so beautifully done! I am in love with this song and video! Ed's dance is so freaking cute! I definitely want this song playing at my wedding! (if that day ever comes)

x 

Mid-week Hello!

Wanted to say hello to those of you who actually read this blog. 

I appreciate you and thanks for joining me on the ride! 

btw, I'm OBSESSED with these socks from Target! If only Cali weather got the memo about the fact that it's FALL :) 

x 

Shows I'm happy that are back! And new?

It's fall season! And with fall, ALL THE SHOWS COME BACK! I don't understand why tv networks don't bring back the shows during the summer, cause duh- people have more free time during the summer. Free time to watch shows! Now that it's fall.. school has started and the holidays are coming up.. WHO HAS THE TIME?! But anyways, excuse the rant. Here are some shows I'm super excited to come back! (warning: contains the goods! aka spoilers)

COMEBACKS

#1: NEW GIRL

I'm excited to see how things are going to play out with Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Coach this new season! Things were left a bit crazy the last time we saw them. I wanna see how having the four of them under 1 roof is going to end! 

#2: ONCE UPON A TIME

I can't believe Emma brought back Mirian! Regina and Robin were just getting cute! I don't really care for the whole "Frozen" thing.. but we shall see. 

#3: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

So we were left off with the whole trying to get back shenanigan.. And Damon and Bonnie are on the other side. I don't know how the hell they're gonna come back from that but nevertheless I'm interested to see how it'll all play out! Honestly I didn't really like Elena and Damon together just because things were also so messy between them. Stefan forever in my heart! 

#4: PARKS AND RECREATION

Honestly don't remember how last season ended, but I know I'll always have a good laugh with this show! Can't wait to watch! 

NEW SHOWS

#1: Red Band Society

• Heard it was pretty good, I guess I'll have to watch to know for sure! Idk about the whole "hospital" thing.. might get a bit too emotional for me, ya know? 

#2: How to Get Away with Murder

• I stumbled on part of an episode and I was so absolutely sucked into the show that even though I didn't know what the hell was going on.. I just wanted to keep watching! I'll definitely have to start from the beginning! 

I know I'm probably forgetting some  really good shows.. but this is what I can remember at the top of my head! 

until next time

x 

Shower Favorites

There are some things that I absolutely love using during the shower. 

The first thing is the Ro's Argan Body Conditioner from Lush. If you're like me.. I HATE putting on lotion after I shower, so when my friend Jasmine recommended this to me- I FELL in love! You put this on during the shower and when you step out, you're all hydrated! So long lotion! (after the shower anyways) *I suggest putting this on after your body wash etc. 

The second thing I love is my Nivea Body Wash in Tea Rose Blossom Scent and Almond Essence. This body wash makes my skin feel super smooth and the smell is so refreshing! I've gone through like 2 bottles already! 

The last thing is my little loofa buff. Now, I know this seems weird. But let me tell you! This loofa is amazing. It leaves your body feeling smoother than butta! I use it with my body wash and asdhjkfdl! The best. I tell you. 

until next time! 

x